"TRANSGEN CYBORG X: The Sexploitation of Lana Z3r0"
by Thomas Ambrose
FADE IN:
INT. CYBERNETICS BIOCORP - NIGHT
In the center of a darkened room, a spotlight shines on a shapely FEMALE form wearing a metallic silver bodysuit.
Silver masks her face. Conical breasts point outward. She is motionless.
Muffled voices and footsteps approach.
Lights illuminate the room as a door opens. Two MEN in lab coats walk in and up to the silver form.
One of them is black haired ALEX ADLER (49). A distinguishing gray close-cropped beard is belied by a silly smile.
ALEX
It's time we give her a test boning.
Spikey haired ADAM FULLER (21) a fresh-faced kid with nerd glasses and tall frame acknowledges the subject with a more serious tone.
ADAM
We have been.
ALEX
Yeah, with bananas and cucumbers, I think it's time we gave her some real dick.
Adam shoots him a disapproving look.
ADAM
You know we've been getting vaginal pressure spikes.
ALEX
That's the bona-fied pussy squeeze variance I added. I told you that yesterday.
ADAM
Well we still need more lab testing, and besides, we haven't even named her yet.
ALEX
Let's call her Hoochie 2000, and I'll do her right here in the lab.
Adam sighs and rolls his eyes in exasperation.
ADAM
Okay, okay, fine, but please,
let's name her Lana, Lana Zero.
ALEX
You got it kid. Set up the
cameras while I bring Lana, online.
EXT. CYBERNETICS BIOCORP - CONTINUOUS
The wind is blowing debris about the well-lit building.
There is a mute screaming.
INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
The scream is long and loud.
A SECURITY GUARD runs down the hallway.
There is the sound of glass breaking as the guard opens the door, and runs inside the..
LAB ROOM.
Alex is laying on the floor in a semi fetal position holding his crotch. His pants are half off. Blood gushes.
Adam is grabbing towels and rushing to stem Alex's bleeding, he looks up at the security guard who is in panic.
Leaves blow in from a large window that is jagged with broken glass. Robert looks out it longingly.
EXT. PUBLIC PARK - NIGHT
LANA ZERO walks down the sidewalk like a stiff legged fashion model runway strutting.
Further down the sidewalk a TEENAGE BOY and GIRL sit on a park bench. The boy has his hands all over her, and tries to open her pants. She slaps him.
TEENAGE GIRL
You pig!
TEENAGE BOY
What's the matter no sense
of adventure?
TEENAGE GIRL
You can screw yourself,
I'm leaving.
The girl runs off. The boy laughs and looks over to see Lana approach. He looks at her curiously, his eyes widen as she stops and stands before him. He smiles big.
TEENAGE BOY
Whoa, I like those torpedoes.
Where you coming from? An eyes wide
shut costume party?
Lana Zero reaches up and fondles her conical breasts. She speaks with a feminine robotic drone.
LANA ZERO
I am Lana Zero, a preprogrammed
pleasure unit.
TEENAGE BOY
Oh really?
LANA ZERO
It is my main function to
pleasure the human male.
The boy jumps and yells happily. He dashes behind some bushes and takes his pants down. Lana follows him.
They get down behind the foliage.
The bushes rustle, and then shake wildly. The teenage boy moans in pleasure, then screams. The bushes stop moving and Lana stands up.
INT. ADAM'S CAR - DAY
Adam drums his fingers on the steering wheel. Alex looks down at a jar of liquid he holds on his lap, a penis floats inside.
ALEX
Goddamn doctors.
ADAM
We've got to worry about stopping
Lana. Try to focus.
ALEX
I'm sorry. This is my fault but,
I can stop her. All we have to do
is enhance and reattach my schlong.
ADAM
That thing is useless, but
I have another idea.
INT. LAB ROOM - LATER
Adam breaks open an ampoule and waves it under Alex's nose. Alex is slow to sputter awake but shakes it off and props himself up on the operating table with his elbows. He smiles then peeks down his gown. His smile disappears.
ALEX
What the fuck is this?
ADAM
Get up.
Alex stands up and the gown falls away exposing an erect metallic silver tube with a square head.
ALEX
This isn't right man.
ADAM
There's no time for anything
else. Go find Lana and deactivate her with it.
INT. SEEDY HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
The door bursts open and Robert comes rushing in, he holds a beeping device. Lana Zero lays lifeless on the floor. Alex is lying on his back in the bed, his metallic tube broken in half.
ALEX
I can't feel my body.
ADAM
You mean your dick right?
ALEX
No, I think my necks broken.
INT. LAB ROOM - NIGHT
In the center of the darkened room, a spotlight shines on an upright but motionless FEMALE shape wearing a metallic silver bodysuit. Silver masks the face. Conical breasts point out. But there is a large crotch bulge.
ADAM (VO)
There was a bridge I wanted to
gap between technologies.
(beat)
Alex was just interested in
filling gaps.
(beat)
But now.
The mask falls from the figure to reveal Alex's face, and his black eye-shadowed lids flutter open. Glossy black lips purse sexily.
His/her conical breasts rise and fall to relaxed breathing.
This is Alexis X, the transgender cyborg.
ALEX (VO)
At least I have a working pecker this time.
