MEMOIRS OF THE PONTIFF © 2005-2008

I, Sir Thomas Ambrose, have recently been presented with a batch of letter's written by Pope Pall MCMLX, and asked to translate them for the owner, of whom I cannot name. Only to say that, this person, when asked how the letters were arrived upon would only utter, "the Vatican".

    Some portions of the text defied interpretation, and of which I have left in the original language. However, these certain words and phrases appear to be encrypted, and this author has been unable to decipher.

    These letters have been sealed for some time, and are now presented to the general public.  I cannot, and will not be able to attest to the authenticity of these documents, for I do not wish to be drawn into any proceedings which might result, as certain factions will surely contest the ownership of the original writings.  I have only agreed to translate the text.

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TRANSGEN CYBORG X: THE SEXPLOITATION OF LANA Z3R0
A robotic female is created to satisfy psychosexual needs, but escapes during failed experimentation and must be stopped by its creators.

ALT LOGLINE: When an experimental sex-bot goes haywire and escapes a cyberbiologist sacrifices his sexual identity to stop the mechanical femme fatal by fusing with the machine to become a transgender cyborg.

Set up: A cyberbiologist convinces his colleague to let him test a sex bot they have created.
Hook: The robot, Lana Z3r0 goes haywire, dismembers the cyberbiologist and escapes. The cyberbiologist has a mechanical member attached that will deactivate the rampaging sex bot.
Resolution: During Lana's deactivation, the cyberbiologist is severely injured and is saved by his colleague Adam who uses parts from Lana Z3r0 thus creating a transgender cyborg - - Alexis X.

ALEXIS s3X: REVENGE OF THE TRANSGEN CYBORG
After a mysterious rash of dismemberment murders, a cyberbiologist suspects his former colleague, a transgender cyborg.

TRANSGEN CYBORG X: ALEXIS AND THE COVEY OF LESBOS
When a militant group of lesbians take over Cybercorp and kidnap Dean, Alexis X fends off the 18 lesbo interlocking attack but is betrayed by Adam .

TRANSGEN CYBORG X: THE PLUTONIUM PROSTRATE PLOT
Adam sells the deactivated Alexis to a terrorist madman who installs a plutonium super prostrate into the cyborg in order to destroy the capitol City.

TRANSGEN CYBORG X: A LOVERS' QUARREL
Alexis returns to Cybercorp to confront Adam , and when Adam won't repent, Alexis puts him into a cryogenic deep freeze chamber.

TRANSGEN CYBORG X: ALEXIS MEETS THE SCREAMING ULTRA BEAST
In a state of mental anguish over the loss of Adam , Alexis walks into a cowboy bar full of rednecks and destroys their mechanical bull.

TRANSGEN CYBORG X: INVASION OF THE MAGIC CITY SUPERMEN
Alexis must stop the eighty eight-n39r0 pr0n supermen from destroying Cybercorp.

TRANSGEN CYBORG X: CRASH OF THE 1C3 SUBSONIC EXPRESS
In her search to find the mysterious creator of the 88-pr0n supermen, Alexis boards the 1c3 subsonic express train.

TRANSGEN CYBORG X: ALL ROADS LEAD TO R0M3
When Alexis stumbles into a time rift she is transported to ancient Rome and finds herself a guest of Caligula.

TRANSGEN CYBORG X: ATTACK OF THE PROPHET ROBOT DISCIPLES
After escaping Rome, Alexis meets a 900-foot tall mega Jesus and battles his legion of spider bot disciples in order to touch his robe.

Screenplay Manga Anime Concepts 4 Production TRANSGEN CYBORG X


The Memoirs (letters) have resumed with letter number three. A day or two of His Holiness' incarceration will be posted each week or two.

We are offering the incredible services of our SCREENWRITING, and Video Productions department (see more of our videoclips at our YouTube channel )YBP Global Video).  Send an email referencing offer zero to yellowbrickpope@gmail.com for details.

Did anyone see that remake on A&E of the 1971 ANDROMEDA STRAIN?
It stunk on so many levels.  But hey!  We found an ALTERNATE ENDING that is much more satisfying.  Read the script and see if you don't agree.

And on the subject of movies, the 2008 theater release of Sex in the City got big press.  Nobody here saw it, but we have found a spec script for the alternate ending. CLICK HERE  Unlike the reviews of the show, from reading this script it sounds like an interesting movie.

Until next week, Ciao.

Rev. Eli  (Chief Editor/Site Administrator)
Go and sin no more.